Thanksgiving Fuck You Hand Turkey - The Bird T-Shirt

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This original CultSub Thanksgiving design is a favorite. Everyone remembers making those hand turkeys as a kid, but this takes things to a whole other level. The bird of the holiday is giving you the bird. How fun is that? We love keeping our designs simple and you can get this "Fuck You Turkey" in a more natural skin tone to really drive the concept of the once charming, children's hand turkey giving now you (and the Thanksgiving Holiday) the middle finger. I mean, we all know this is what turkey's are thinking at this time of the year anyway.

Hell, if you're looking for the perfect gift for a vegetarian or Vegan, this is it! However, this T-shirt is good for a laugh. 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28