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I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic - Animal Joke T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

Our "I don't have kids, my dog(s) are allergic" T-shirt is one of our most popular. Whether you don't like kids, decided not to have kids, don't have kids yet or are just tired of people talking about kids when you know dogs are better - this shirt is for you. This dog-centric lifestyle T-shirt is perfect for the dog park, any dog-friendly outing or events where you need to keep friends and family off you back about makin' babies. It's also just a great shirt for going out as it always gets a chuckle. Plus, dressing it up is easy with a knot, heels and/or jacket. 

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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FAQ

  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
  • Shipping + Returns:
    • All items are made to order
    • Orders ship within a few days
    • Email shipping notifications
    • FREE SHIPPING to the USA
    • Low global shipping rates
  • Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
  • Yes, we love custom orders!
  • Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.
Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult