Rick and Morty Inspired - I've Got a Death Crystal In My Pocket T-Shirt
FUN STUFF
"No, I'm not happy to see you I've got a Death Crystal in my pocket" is a Rick and Morty favorite. It was also pretty tough to not say, "No, I'm not masturbating I've got a Death Crystal in my pocket." Alas, we figured most folks wouldn't want to wear a T-shirt about masturbating despite the badassery of the "Death Crystal" mention - BUT IF YOU DO LET US KNOW VIA OUR CUSTOM ORDER FORM! We'll totally make it for you. In fact, we'd love to know the soul willing to wear it.
We have quite a few T-shirt from Rick and Morty season 4 as we were over the GD moon when it finally came out (be sure to search the site for "Rick and Morty"). However, we needed SOMETHING about Death Crystals for sure. So, have fun wearing this one, but remember those that know how they're gonna die are already dead.
FYI, this T-shirt is made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll also enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for many Rick and Morty viewings to come!
SIZE & FIT
PRODUCT + PRINTING
- Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
- DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
- All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
- Side-seam construction for better fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
FAQ
- About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
- Shipping + Returns:
- All items are made to order
- Orders ship within a few days
- Email shipping notifications
- FREE SHIPPING to the USA
- Low global shipping rates
- Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
- Yes, we love custom orders!
- Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.
