Die Hard With A Vengeance Riddle- As I Was Walking To St. Ives T-Shirt [CUSTOM]
FUN STUFF
Did you read this St. Ives riddle in a thick German accent? If not, try again. QUICKLY, you only have 30 seconds before the bomb in the trashcan beside you goes off!
This Die Hard with a Vengeance riddle is our tribute to a classic movie series. Although John MccLain and It's sure to stump a few onlookers, which is always fun. However, we've also experienced random folks yelling "yippie-ky-yay, mother fucker" or spouting off all kinds of crazy, drunk math which is highly entertaining.
"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits: kits, cats, sacks and wives...how many were going to St. Ives?"
ANSWER: One. There was one man on his way to St. Ives. The rest of the riddle is just there to trip folks up.
Don't believe us? Watch the video clip from Die Hard below, jerkweed (check out this John MccLain insult quiz BTW). LOL!
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- Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
- DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
- All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
- Side-seam construction for better fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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