Dumb & Dumber Inspired - No Food. No Jobs. Our Pet's Heads Are Falling Off! T-Shirt




This Dumb and Dumber inspired, "We've Got No Food. We've Got No Jobs. Our Pet's Heads Are Falling Off!" T-shirt is one of the many well-known Llyod Christmas (played by Jim Carrey) quotes from the movie. Any MEGA FAN of Dumb and Dumber is going to know it right away, but a lot of folks out there are going to give you strange looks when they see a decapitated bird on your shirt. Who doesn't love that?!

He was old, but poor Petey Bird who's corpse was sold to the blind kid who just thought he was really quiet? 

"I took care of it, Lloyd!"

Petey is one of our favorites from the movie which is why CultSub T-shirts has two Petey bird shirts available (head attached with tape) for you. We hope you enjoy this dead Petey Bird shirt with no head as much as we do! 


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  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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