Dumb & Dumber Inspired - No Food. No Jobs. Our Pet's Heads Are Falling Off! T-Shirt

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Product Description

This Dumb and Dumber inspired, "We've Got No Food. We've Got No Jobs. Our Pet's Heads Are Falling Off!" T-shirt is one of the many well-known Llyod Christmas (played by Jim Carrey) quotes from the movie. Any MEGA FAN of Dumb and Dumber is going to know it right away, but a lot of folks out there are going to give you strange looks when they see a decapitated bird on your shirt. Who doesn't love that?!

He was old, but poor Petey Bird who's corpse was sold to the blind kid who just thought he was really quiet? 

"I took care of it, Lloyd!"

Petey is one of our favorites from the movie which is why CultSub T-shirts has two Petey bird shirts available (head attached with tape) for you. We hope you enjoy this dead Petey Bird shirt with no head as much as we do! 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28