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Rick and Morty Floaty Blood Man - Tickets Please Conductor T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

All hail Floaty Blood Man! As you know, we love Rick and Morty a little too much here at CultSub T-shirts. So, that means we have a ton of designs and this "ticket's please" train conductor (made complete with cum gutters) needed to be added to our design collection for sure. A MUST HAVE for any MEGAN FAN of Rick and Morty. Thank goodness the "tickets please" guy lives despite perpetually spinning and letting out a never-ending stream of blood in the arcade. Maybe it has something to do with the game he was player? No matter the case, this bloody phenomenon somehow led many to revere Floaty Blood Man as a god. Naturally, a small group of followers believe that they kept him alive by redirecting their repressed sexual energy. They're not super dedicated though! Brown chica brown coooow! 

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
  • Shipping + Returns:
    • All items are made to order
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Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult