Rick and Morty Floaty Blood Man - Tickets Please Conductor T-Shirt

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Product Description

All hail Floaty Blood Man! As you know, we love Rick and Morty a little too much here at CultSub T-shirts. So, that means we have a ton of designs and this "ticket's please" train conductor (made complete with cum gutters) needed to be added to our design collection for sure. A MUST HAVE for any MEGAN FAN of Rick and Morty. Thank goodness the "tickets please" guy lives despite perpetually spinning and letting out a never-ending stream of blood in the arcade. Maybe it has something to do with the game he was player? No matter the case, this bloody phenomenon somehow led many to revere Floaty Blood Man as a god. Naturally, a small group of followers believe that they kept him alive by redirecting their repressed sexual energy. They're not super dedicated though! Brown chica brown coooow! 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Ash" color (heathered) is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• "Athletic" + "Black Heather" are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28 30