Rick and Morty The ABCs of Beth - My Father Didn't Eat Me Tommy Clone T-Shirt

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Product Description

When you're facing the death penalty for eating your child there must be no better feeling than seeing your grown son walk through the door with a "my father didn't eat me" shirt on.  Really hits the nail on the head.  This was one of the darkest, most ridiculous episodes ever, which says a lot for Rick & Morty.  An alternate world created for a sociopath daughter (the joke of having to replace any polite boy or animal that crossed her socio-path is still one of our favorites), incest, cannibalism, and murder are just a few of the insane points touched on in "The ABCs of Beth."  Of course only Rick could clone somebody from a finger and save their father at the 11th hour with a t-shirt.  And the world needs that t-shirt, so here you go.  Enjoy and be careful out there in froopyland, people.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28