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Rick and Morty The ABCs of Beth - My Father Didn't Eat Me Tommy Clone T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

When you're facing the death penalty for eating your child there must be no better feeling than seeing your grown son walk through the door with a "my father didn't eat me" shirt on.  Really hits the nail on the head.  This was one of the darkest, most ridiculous episodes ever, which says a lot for Rick & Morty.  An alternate world created for a sociopath daughter (the joke of having to replace any polite boy or animal that crossed her socio-path is still one of our favorites), incest, cannibalism, and murder are just a few of the insane points touched on in "The ABCs of Beth."  Of course only Rick could clone somebody from a finger and save their father at the 11th hour with a t-shirt.  And the world needs that t-shirt, so here you go.  Enjoy and be careful out there in froopyland, people.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult