Solar Opposites Inspired - Area 69 Sci-Fi Dick Joke T-Shirt

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Product Description

I mean, this "Area 69" sci-fi joke T-shirt has so many reasons as to why it's hilarious. Not only was this "Area 69" T-shirt worn by Terry on Solar Opposites, but it's also sexual, funny, sci-fi-ish, and just a good statement piece. If someone doesn't get that it's a play on Area 51, they should no longer be your friend. Get rid of them. 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28