The Craft/Beer Fan Spoof - Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout T-Shirt
FUN STUFF
Remember the movie "The Craft?" A 90's classic for sure. We were all making "stiff as a board" jokes after that, ya?
We'll since craft beer is all the rage these days we thought smooshing craft beer with The Craft movie would be fun. This "Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" is great for an beer fan, especially those who are fans of 90s movies. Also, this "Light as a Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" shirt is awesome for people who just like a good, stuff dick joke. Great for picking up folks at the bar with a beer in your hand.
SIZE & FIT
PRODUCT + PRINTING
- Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
- DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
- All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
- Side-seam construction for better fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
FAQ
- About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
- Shipping + Returns:
- All items are made to order
- Orders ship within a few days
- Email shipping notifications
- FREE SHIPPING to the USA
- Low global shipping rates
- Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
- Yes, we love custom orders!
- Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.