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The Craft/Beer Fan Spoof - Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

Remember the movie "The Craft?" A 90's classic for sure. We were all making "stiff as a board" jokes after that, ya?

We'll since craft beer is all the rage these days we thought smooshing craft beer with The Craft movie would be fun. This "Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" is great for an beer fan, especially those who are fans of 90s movies. Also, this "Light as a Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" shirt is awesome for people who just like a good, stuff dick joke. Great for picking up folks at the bar with a beer in your hand.

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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FAQ

  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
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    • All items are made to order
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Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult