The Craft/Beer Fan Spoof - Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout T-Shirt

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Product Description

Remember the movie "The Craft?" A 90's classic for sure. We were all making "stiff as a board" jokes after that, ya?

We'll since craft beer is all the rage these days we thought smooshing craft beer with The Craft movie would be fun. This "Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" is great for an beer fan, especially those who are fans of 90s movies. Also, this "Light as a Pilsner Stiff As A Stout" shirt is awesome for people who just like a good, stuff dick joke. Great for picking up folks at the bar with a beer in your hand.

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28