Viagra Powered By Fossil Fuel - Over The Hill T-Shirt
FUN STUFF
The little blue pill. Since they came onto the scene years ago ED pills have been a business (ahem) growing at a ridiculous rate. Taking over what seems like all the advertising space during sporting events, bombarding you with larger than life billboards and magazine ads it's (ahem x2) hard to avoid the topic. It's become so commonplace that it's hard to believe it was a topic we used to blush about. So commonplace, in fact that did you know that sexually transmitted disease among seniors is at all-time highs? It's true, check out this Harvard article from 2018. If the idea of your grandparents getting sweaty didn't make you uncomfortable enough, now you have to wonder if they've got the clap. What a world.
So whether you want to stand (ahem x3) erect and proudly declare your own woodiness, or you want to provide the ultimate over the hill gift, you definitely can't go wrong with powered by fossil fuel.
SIZE & FIT
PRODUCT + PRINTING
- Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
- DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
- All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
- Side-seam construction for better fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
FAQ
- About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
- Shipping + Returns:
- All items are made to order
- Orders ship within a few days
- Email shipping notifications
- FREE SHIPPING to the USA
- Low global shipping rates
- Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
- Yes, we love custom orders!
- Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.
