Solar Opposites Terry Inspired - Docking Station T-Shirt

FUN STUFF

We chuckled our butts off when we saw Terry from Solar Opposites sporting this "Docking Station" t-shirt in S3. Had to be sure to add it to our Solar Opposites Collection. We love the definition of "docking station" on Urban dictionary. It reads, "A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole." Pretty straight and to the point. Something about the use of the word "install" makes us laugh I think. So, this "Docking Station" T-shirts works no matter what shade of sexuality you may be...so long as you're open to consenting to installing a penis in some sort of consenting orifice...at least according to Urban Dictionary! 

SIZE & FIT

PRODUCT + PRINTING

• Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
• DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
• All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
• Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
• Side-seam construction for better fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.

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• About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
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