A Christmas Story Inspired - Oh, Fudge Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt
You'll shoot your eye out kid! Hard to remember a more iconic Christmas movie line than that. While A Christmas Story was temporarily ruined by a really stupid idea by a cable company that shall remain nameless blasting it in your face for 24 hrs straight for years, now that we've been off of cable for a few years it was time for us to revisit this classic during the 2020 pandemic Christmas season and we have to tell you - it holds up. It's funny and sweet and the imagination is exactly how you remember thinking about things when you were a little kid. Remember the first time you dropped the F bomb to your parents? When it wasn't "fudge?" We got a smack, how about you?
This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• "Ash" color (heathered) is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• "Athletic" + "Black Heather" are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width | 16 1/2 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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