A Christmas Story Inspired - Oh, Fudge Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt




You'll shoot your eye out kid! Hard to remember a more iconic Christmas movie line than that. While A Christmas Story was temporarily ruined by a really stupid idea by a cable company that shall remain nameless blasting it in your face for 24 hrs straight for years, now that we've been off of cable for a few years it was time for us to revisit this classic during the 2020 pandemic Christmas season and we have to tell you - it holds up. It's funny and sweet and the imagination is exactly how you remember thinking about things when you were a little kid. Remember the first time you dropped the F bomb to your parents? When it wasn't "fudge?" We got a smack, how about you?


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  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
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  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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