A Christmas Story Inspired - Oh, Fudge Shoot Your Eye Out T-Shirt

FUN STUFF

Is there a more iconic line than “you’ll shoot your eye out, kid?” Embrace the holiday season with our "Oh, Fudge, Shoot Your Eye Out" T-Shirt, a festive and playful homage to the beloved classic, A Christmas Story. This whimsical tee captures the spirit of the iconic scene where Ralphie utters those unforgettable words in a moment of holiday mischief.
The design showcases Ralphie's mishap with cracked thick-rimmed glasses while also including a reference to his soap-inducing foray into adult language. It adds a touch of humor to your Christmas wardrobe with a touch of nostalgia and style!

Whether you're heading out to a holiday party, hosting your own festive gathering, or simply want to spread some holiday cheer, our "Oh, Fudge, Shoot Your Eye Out" T-Shirt is the ideal choice.  It can be a heck of a conversation starter too…remember the first time you dropped the F bomb in front of your parents? When you didn’t say “fudge?” We got a smack, how about you?

This shirt doesn’t just celebrate a classic movie moment, it brings joy and laughter to the holiday season. It also makes for a delightful gift for friends and family who appreciate the timeless charm of A Christmas Story (or the more recently released sequel that we loved!).

SIZE & FIT

PRODUCT + PRINTING

• Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
• DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
• All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
• Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
• Side-seam construction for better fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.

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