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Bob's Burgers Linda Belcher Inspired - I Still Got Two Outta Five Sexy Parts - Unisex T-Shirt

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Although every episode of Bob's Burgers is epic, Purple Rain-Union is definitely one of our favorites. CultSub's "I Still Got Two Outta Five Sexy Parts" T-shirt is sure to make anyone breaks into that sweet jam "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" song brought to you by the Ta-Tas. Luckily Linda Belcher got herself together enough to perform at her high school reunion even after the Bad Hair Day band kinda blew them out of the water like at their High School talent show. Womp. Linda and her girls still brought "a lean-mean-mom jean wearing" performance of "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" despite some mishaps. In fact, even Gale's Derek Dematopolis (the dermatologist) song dedication brought some folks to tears. It was quite beautiful. 

This "I Still Got Two Outta Five Sexy Parts" T-shirt inspired by Bob's Burgers is a MUST-HAVE for any MEGA FAN of the show. It's also a great gift for some oldies ladies with a great sense of humor. Sure to get a laugh out of any Bob's Burger fan and likely get people singing "Not Bad For Having Three Kids." If you don't remember the song, we've included the lyrics and video below. We highly recommend this episode to break people into Bob's Burgers if they're not into it already! It's a good one. 

[Linda:]
Yeah! Let's rock!

I've still got my [Linda and Gayle:]
sexy parts!
[Linda:]
Still I've got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got my sexy parts!
Still I've got two out of five!
[Gayle:]
She's still got two out of five!
[Linda:]
You know it!

[Linda:]
This is down here but it should be up there
This is kind of loose and I think it might tear
[Linda:]
This is lumpy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's lumpy)
[Linda:]
This is saggy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's flabby)
When I bend down I pee a little bit
But it's not bad, not bad for having three kids! [(Gayle:]
Or three cats!)

[Linda:]
These are the ones from from the song. The song's about them.

[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!
[(Angie:]
Drum, pop, drum, pop
[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed for a more tailored look

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Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 16.5 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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