Bob's Burgers Purple Rain-Union Inspired - It's Not Bad For Having 3 Kids T-Shirt
Although every episode of Bob's Burgers is epic, any episode that features Linda is one of our favorites. The Bob's Burgers Purple Rain-Union episode is near and dear to us. "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" T-shirt is sure to make anyone breaks into that sweet jam. Whether someone is a mom, is getting older or just loves Bob's Burgers this "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" T-shirt is sure to bring some laughs. Luckily Linda Belcher got herself together enough to perform at her high school reunion even after the Bad Hair Day band kinda blew them out of the water like at their High School talent show. Linda and her girls still brought "a lean-mean-mom jean wearing" performance in Purple Rain-Union and close our with "Not Bad For Having Three Kids." It's fucking hilarious. If you haven't heard the lyrics, do yourself a favor and read "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" below.
[Linda:]
Yeah! Let's rock!
I've still got my [Linda and Gayle:]
sexy parts!
[Linda:]
Still I've got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got my sexy parts!
Still I've got two out of five!
[Gayle:]
She's still got two out of five!
[Linda:]
You know it!
[Linda:]
This is down here but it should be up there
This is kind of loose and I think it might tear
[Linda:]
This is lumpy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's lumpy)
[Linda:]
This is saggy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's flabby)
When I bend down I pee a little bit
But it's not bad, not bad for having three kids! [(Gayle:]
Or three cats!)
[Linda:]
These are the ones from from the song. The song's about them.
[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!
[(Angie:]
Drum, pop, drum, pop
[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!
Of course, we also included the video below in typical CultSub fashion. This "Not Bad For Having Three Kids" T-shirt is perfect for any fan of Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers or just owns the fact that they only have two outta five sexy parts left from life beating the shit tout of them.
This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• "Ash" color (heathered) is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• "Athletic" + "Black Heather" are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width | 16 1/2 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
