Clerks Movie Inspired - Yes, I Assure You, We're Open! Quick Stop Grocery Sign T-Shirt

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What human alive doesn't love the movie Clerks? Kevin Smith is a GD movie-making genius. This "Yes, I Assure You, We're Open!" T-shirt is THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MEGA FANS of Clerks or Kevin Smith. Only the truly obsessed are going to get the reference to the Quick Stop Grocery sign that is made on a sheet with show polish. It's sloppy, and perfect. You'll definitely get some nods from on-lookers and easily be able to tell the true Clerk's movie and Kevin Smith fans from all the posers out there. It's also quite likely that you'll get some great movie quotes or even some Jay and Silent Bob jokes/lines going between you...

Some great Clerk's movie quotes off the top of our heads at the office as we write this...

“That’s What High School Was About: Algebra, Bad Lunch, And Infidelity.”

“Do You Have That One With That Guy Who Was In That Movie That Was Out Last Year?”

“All Jedi Had Was A Bunch Of Muppets.”

“They Don’t All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of ‘Em Just Cheat On You.”

“Are There Any Balls Down There?”

“There’s Nothing More Exhilarating Than Pointing Out The Shortcomings Of Others, Is There?”

“This Job Would Be Great If It Wasn’t For The F***Ing Customers.”

“I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!”

...OK, keep it going!

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28