Dirty Riddle - Go In Hard, Come Out Soft, And Love When You Blow Me T-Shirt




I mean, come on! Who wouldn't day "dick" or some dirty variation of it in response to this dirty little riddle T-shirt? So fun to wear as it always makes people's butt's clench when they're in public. 

Seriously, this joke T-shirt gets quite a response when our customers and staff sport it out in the real world. The best part is always when everyone who thought YOU were a disgusting pervert realizes that THEY are the ones with the dirty mind. Gotta love that wholesome answer on the back. Get's 'em every time. 


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  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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