What Is White, Gooey, Sticky And Better to Spit Than Swallow? - Dirty Riddle T-Shirt

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Product Description

Oh, yeah. This dirty joke T-shirt is sure to gross out folks as they riddle it out. Our customers and staff love watching people eyeballs get wide as they read. You'll be sure to get some serious attention when wearing this supposedly vulgar T-shirt, especially when folks finally read the back or ask for the answer. We typically hear some pretty hilarious reaction stories, most of which contain booze. 

This dirty riddle is almost guaranteed to get a reaction as you walk down the street, enter the bar or strut into your next party. The best part is, most people will initially judge YOU for wearing such a vile T-shirt, but really THEY have the dirty mind. Jerks. 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28