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What Is White, Gooey, Sticky And Better to Spit Than Swallow? - Dirty Riddle T-Shirt

CultSub

$24.99

FUN STUFF

Oh, yeah. This dirty joke T-shirt is sure to gross out folks as they riddle it out. Our customers and staff love watching people eyeballs get wide as they read. You'll be sure to get some serious attention when wearing this supposedly vulgar T-shirt, especially when folks finally read the back or ask for the answer. We typically hear some pretty hilarious reaction stories, most of which contain booze. 

This dirty riddle is almost guaranteed to get a reaction as you walk down the street, enter the bar or strut into your next party. The best part is, most people will initially judge YOU for wearing such a vile T-shirt, but really THEY have the dirty mind. Jerks. 

SIZE & FIT

CultSub Gildan Size Chart

PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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FAQ

  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
  • Shipping + Returns:
    • All items are made to order
    • Orders ship within a few days
    • Email shipping notifications
    • FREE SHIPPING to the USA
    • Low global shipping rates
  • Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
  • Yes, we love custom orders!
  • Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.
Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult