Kids vs. Pets - I'd Rather Ruin My Carpet Than My Life T-Shirt
$23.99
FUN STUFF
I mean our "Kids vs. Pets: I'd Rather Ruin My Carpet Than My Life" is a hilarious joke T-shirt, but there is actually truth behind it. These days folks in their 30's are less-likely to be homeowners or parents of human children, but they're leading the rate of pet ownership according to the Washington Post. The $69 billion pet industry has continued to grow year over year while 44 percent of Millennials still unsure if they want to start their own family.
I guess it makes a shitton of sense that Instagram feeds are so full of "fur babies" than tiny humans.
SIZE & FIT
PRODUCT + PRINTING
- Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
- DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
- All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
- Side-seam construction for better fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
FAQ
- About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
- Shipping + Returns:
- All items are made to order
- Orders ship within a few days
- Email shipping notifications
- FREE SHIPPING to the USA
- Low global shipping rates
- Customer Reviews: Thanks again, y’all! Each one means a bunch.
- Yes, we love custom orders!
- Contact Us: Submit questions or design ideas.
