All of the best Seinfeld-isms on one T-shirt? YAS!
I'm Anti: Close talking, low-talking, high-talking (totes a thing), double dipping, sparing squares, man hands, pirates, working in the rain, dentites, regifters, footraces and Festivus.
And of course everyone should "STUFF YOUR SORRIES" and "GET OUT!" You're welcome to shove the shit out of anyone who stands there and reads this entire shirt out loud to you - or who doesn't get it. Believe it or not there are people out there that don't like Seinfeld. Weirdos.
This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• "Ash" color (heathered) is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• "Athletic" + "Black Heather" are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping