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Christmas Santa - Eggnog The Boozy Protein Shake T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

Eggnog, egg nog, egg-nog, or just THE NOG has been around for ages. Historically also known as "milk punch" or "egg milk punch," is a rich, chilled, sweetened, dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk, cream, sugar, whipped egg whites, and egg yolks.

Gross. I mean it's "EGG MILK PUNCH" - BLAH!

So, although we're not fans WE KNOW YOU ARE! There are a ton of you out there that are huge fans of THE NOG at Christmas and through the holiday season so we made you this tribute T-shirt to tip our hats to this holiday beverage and give it yet another name - "The Boozy Protein Shake." Of course, we had to add a fighting Santa complete with boxing gloves...which kinda look like mittens, but it's still pretty fun.

This T-shirt is made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves which adds more durability which you'll need as you gain on that holiday weight. Fatty.

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
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Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult