Die Hard Inspired Christmas - Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt




We're DIE HARD Christmas fans at CultureSub T-shirts! It has a Christmas tree - that counts, right? Well, "yippee kay yay" because this Christmas movie had to be part of our design line up for MEGA FANS of Bruce Willis kickin' some serious butt.

This "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho - Ho - Ho" written in blood is a must-have for the holidays. It's sure to get a chuckle out of everyone who sees it!

Die Hard is undoubtedly a favorite around CultSub (since we always have movies and TV shows playing in the background during the day) year round and ESPECIALLY during the Christmas season. Nothing gets us feeling festive than guns, blood, profanity and pushing a nasty German from a roof.


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  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Pre-shrunk.
  • 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex.
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel.
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem.
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle.
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