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Alien Believer - Search For BigFoot Alien Sasquatch T-Shirt

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Whether you view this T-shirt as simply a mashup of aliens and Bigfoot, you want to raise some eyebrows, or you believe it - this shirt is a CultSub original. No matter the case, we love to entertain theories around here. 

EXAMPLE CULTSUB OFFICE TALK: "What if Bigfoot is a UFO pilot who has landed on earth to explore? Maybe that's why he's so aloof. He's a spy? OR, CONCEIVABLY, higher level ETs leave behind specimens as 'guinea pigs' to test our environment for long-term survival. Like, I'm picturing a Gazorpian set up in that Rick & Morty episode. Low lifes play outside. ((pause)) OR, Bigfoots are criminal entities being deposited on Earth as some sort of cosmic deportation." 

Anyway, here are some fun encounters that have brought about the theory that Bigfoot is actually an alien entity.

Bigfoot Sighting 1973: Mrs. Reafa Heitfield. She and her 13-year-old son were sleeping in a trailer in Cincinnati, Ohio on the morning of October 21. Reafa woke at 2:30 a.m. to get a drink and noticed strange lights in the nearby parking lot. From there, her attention was drawn, in particular, to an inexplicable cone of light, shaped like a huge bubble umbrella — supposedly about seven feet in diameter. Nearby she spotted a grayish, ape-like creature with a large, downward angled snout and no neck. It was moving slowly, it then entered into the light. The big-footed, ape-man and UFO disappeared about five minutes later. Yes, FIVE WHOLE MINUTES PASSED and there is no photo or ANYTHING. We feel like Valium may have been involved here. 

Bigfoot Sighting 1973: A group of farmers in Fayette County, Pennsylvania caught sight of a dome-shaped UFO that was brightly lit and about 100 feet in diameter. As the locals drove toward it, they saw a pair of gargantuan creatures covered with thick, matted hair, luminescent green eyes and long arms that dangled below their knees. Since one of our owners is from Pennsylvania so it's safe to say that it was probably one of the local's cousins. Anyway, the farmer’s son fired a gun shot at the creatures, one of which raised its right hand in the air (see, probably just saying "hey, cous"). At that very moment, the UFO disappeared. Then, the two Bigfoots escaped into the woods and were never seen again...until the next family reunion. 

One of our owners is from PA which is why we rag so hard. 

Bigfoot Sighting 1974: Dairy farmer William Bosak of Frederic, Wisconsin was driving home from a co-op meeting about 10:30 p.m. on December 9, when he nearly slammed into a globular UFO on the road in front of him, its bottom half enshrouded in fog. Inside the visible transparent dome was a six-foot-tall ape-like creature with reddish-brown fur covering its body (except for the face) and distinctive pointed ears. It appeared to be operating a control panel. As Bosak passed by, the object suddenly arose and disappeared. Wisconsin people DO like their booze though and he was coming from from a "meeting." Did they test his blood alcohol levels? We wonder. 

Bigfoot Sighting 1974: In August,1976, after a series of UFO sightings around Rutland, British Columbia, Canada, several men and their children saw a hairy ape-like entity, six to seven feet tall roaming about a mountainside. They also found a clump of hair that was sent to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for identification. Laboratory analysis confirmed it was primate hair, but, significantly, it could not be matched to any known species on earth. Now THAT is interesting...also Canadians are super nice and honest so it's probably 100% true. Ha! 

Seems like the alien theory around Bigfoot is very 70's oriented. Curious...or not?

So? What do you think? If you have thoughts you want to share reach out to us on our contact us form or social media. We'd love to hear your thoughts, stories and expertise. 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed for a more tailored look

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Width 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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