This "Raisins Are Not Candy" T-Shirt is a MUST-HAVE for any raisin hater! Raisins are not acceptable as a Halloween candy. Raisins ruin anything and everything. Raisins are the worst. Also, all you evil people who hand out raisins instead of candy on Halloween - STAHHHP! You breaking kids hearts! They're just sugary boogers! Give kids the crack they work so hard for on Halloween people!
Any raisin hater is going to love this T-shirt. Raisins are not fucking candy, people! They're gross. If you know someone who hates raisins, they're going to love this T-shirt. You should not add raisins to meatballs, potato salad, cookies, carrot cake, bread, pie, salad - JUST NO! Raisins ruin every dish!
We really identified with Uni-Kitty in The Lego Movie when she lost her shit screaming, "it was perfectly fine without raisins!" We laughed our butts off! See video of Uni-Kitty's "raisin rage" from The Lego Movie below!
Also, why are we using raisins? You're depleting the possibility of wine being made. IT'S A GD CRIME!
This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• "Sport Grey" color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• "Dark Heather" color is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• DGT printed for max longevity + pre-shrunk fabric (FYI: Wash inside out with care for MAXIMUM retention)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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