Anti-Raisin Haters - Raisins Are Not Candy - Unisex T-Shirt

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This "Raisins Are Not Candy" T-Shirt is a MUST-HAVE for any raisin hater! Raisins are not acceptable as a Halloween candy. Raisins ruin anything and everything. Raisins are the worst. Also, all you evil people who hand out raisins instead of candy on Halloween - STAHHHP! You breaking kids hearts! They're just sugary boogers! Give kids the crack they work so hard for on Halloween people! 

Any raisin hater is going to love this T-shirt. Raisins are not fucking candy, people! They're gross. If you know someone who hates raisins, they're going to love this T-shirt. You should not add raisins to meatballs, potato salad, cookies, carrot cake, bread, pie, salad - JUST NO! Raisins ruin every dish! 

We really identified with Uni-Kitty in The Lego Movie when she lost her shit screaming, "it was perfectly fine without raisins!" We laughed our butts off! See video of Uni-Kitty's "raisin rage" from The Lego Movie below! 

Also, why are we using raisins? You're depleting the possibility of wine being made. IT'S A GD CRIME! 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches

Length 28 29.25 30.25 31.25 32.5 33.5
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28

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