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Anti-Raisin Haters - Raisins Are Not Fucking Candy T-Shirt

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Description

Raisins are not candy. Raisins are not acceptable as a Halloween candy. Raisins ruin anything and everything. Raisins are the worst. Also, for fuck sake, all you evil people who hand out raisins instead of candy on Halloween - STAHHHP! You breaking kids hearts! They're just sugary boogers! Give kids the crack they work so hard for on Halloween people! 

Any raisin hater is going to love this T-shirt. Raisins are not fucking candy, people! They're gross. If you know someone who hates raisins, they're going to love this T-shirt. You should not add raisins to meatballs, potato salad, cookies, carrot cake, bread, pie, salad - JUST NO! Raisins ruin every dish! 

We really identified with Uni-Kitty in The Lego Movie when she lost her shit screaming, "it was perfectly fine without raisins!" We laughed our butts off! See video of Uni-Kitty's "raisin rage" from The Lego Movie below! 

Also, why are we using raisins? You're depleting the possibility of wine being made. IT'S A GD CRIME! 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed for a more tailored look

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Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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