Description
Raisins are not candy. Raisins are not acceptable as a Halloween candy. Raisins ruin anything and everything. Raisins are the worst. Also, for fuck sake, all you evil people who hand out raisins instead of candy on Halloween - STAHHHP! You breaking kids hearts! They're just sugary boogers! Give kids the crack they work so hard for on Halloween people!
Any raisin hater is going to love this T-shirt. Raisins are not fucking candy, people! They're gross. If you know someone who hates raisins, they're going to love this T-shirt. You should not add raisins to meatballs, potato salad, cookies, carrot cake, bread, pie, salad - JUST NO! Raisins ruin every dish!
We really identified with Uni-Kitty in The Lego Movie when she lost her shit screaming, "it was perfectly fine without raisins!" We laughed our butts off! See video of Uni-Kitty's "raisin rage" from The Lego Movie below!
Also, why are we using raisins? You're depleting the possibility of wine being made. IT'S A GD CRIME!
Specs & Sizing
This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed for a more tailored look
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Width | 16 1/2 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |