Thanksgiving Fuck You Hand Turkey - The Bird T-Shirt




This original CultSub Thanksgiving design is a favorite. Everyone remembers making those hand turkeys as a kid, but this takes things to a whole other level. The bird of the holiday is giving you the bird. How fun is that? We love keeping our designs simple and you can get this "Fuck You Turkey" in a more natural skin tone to really drive the concept of the once charming, children's hand turkey giving now you (and the Thanksgiving Holiday) the middle finger. I mean, we all know this is what turkey's are thinking at this time of the year anyway.

Hell, if you're looking for the perfect gift for a vegetarian or Vegan, this is it! However, this T-shirt is good for a laugh. 


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  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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