Thanksgiving Taunting Turkey Butt - Eat Me T-Shirt




We love this Thanksgiving "EAT ME" turkey T-shirt. I mean, we're CultSub...we had to make a dickhead turkey shaking his butt and taunting onlookers saying "EAT ME" for our Thanksgiving line up! Don't you just want to grab this jerk turkey by the tail feathers and STUFF HIM?! Wait, that sounded dirtier than we meant - unless you dig that move! ((shrugs)) Anyways, this jerk turkey is shaking his tasty ass in yo' face and taunting onlookers. Whether you see it as taunting a fight or just really like that sweet, sweet turkey meat - this turkey T-shirt is a must-have for Thanksgiving. A great T-shirt to wear to the bar, parties or a formal Thanksgiving dinner. Also a great gift for someone with a great sense of humor OR who "that friend" who likes to start shit everywhere you go. 

You gotta love that raised eyebrow and expression on his face. Plus, shaking his ass right in folk's faces - it's perfect. 


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  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
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  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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