Thanksgiving Asshole Turkey - You Know You Want Some - Funny T-Shirt

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I mean, we're CultSub...we had to make a dickhead turkey (he's kindof a sassy, twerky turkey depending on how you want to look at him) T-shirt for our Thanksgiving line up! Don't you just want to grab this jerk turkey by the tail feathers and STUFF HIM?! Wait, that sounded dirtier than we meant - unless you dig that move! ((shrugs)) Anyways, this jerk turkey is shaking his tasty ass in yo' face and taunting onlookers. Whether you see it as a little pervy, taunting a fight or just really like that dark meat - this turkey T-shirt is a must-have for Thanksgiving. A great T-shirt to wear to the bar, parties or a formal Thanksgiving dinner. 

You gotta love that raised eyebrow and expression on his face. Plus, shaking his ass right in folk's faces - it's perfect. 

Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed for a more tailored look

Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28 30