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Thanksgiving Asshole Turkey - You Know You Want Some - Funny T-Shirt

CultSub

$23.99

FUN STUFF

I mean, we're CultSub...we had to make a dickhead turkey (he's kindof a sassy, twerky turkey depending on how you want to look at him) T-shirt for our Thanksgiving line up! Don't you just want to grab this jerk turkey by the tail feathers and STUFF HIM?! Wait, that sounded dirtier than we meant - unless you dig that move! ((shrugs)) Anyways, this jerk turkey is shaking his tasty ass in yo' face and taunting onlookers. Whether you see it as a little pervy, taunting a fight or just really like that dark meat - this turkey T-shirt is a must-have for Thanksgiving. A great T-shirt to wear to the bar, parties or a formal Thanksgiving dinner. 

You gotta love that raised eyebrow and expression on his face. Plus, shaking his ass right in folk's faces - it's perfect. 

SIZE & FIT

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PRODUCT + PRINTING

  • Super soft n’ comfy premium T-shirt brands (Bella + Gildan).
  • DGT printed (“Direct-To-Garment”) using fancy ink jet tech.
  • All shirts are pre-shrunk! Wash inside out w/ care for max wear.
  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester.
  • Side-seam construction for better fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
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FAQ

  • About Us: We’re just a small, husband and wife-run labor of love based in Austin, Texas.
  • Shipping + Returns:
    • All items are made to order
    • Orders ship within a few days
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    • Low global shipping rates
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  • Yes, we love custom orders!
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Gender:
Unisex
Age Group:
Adult