Bald Is Beautiful T-Shirt

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We think being bald is a beautiful thing. Although can be a struggle for some, we wanted to tip our hats to those unable or unwilling to grow hair up there. Hell, one of our CultSub owners a premature balder (and the wife loves it). So, whether you're looking for a gag balding gift or over-the-hill joke T-shirt (you big meanie) or want to lift someone's spirits who may be battling cancer or other illness - this is the balding T-shirt you're looking for!


Specs & Sizing

This T-shirt is made of a heavier cotton, but is still soft and comfy. You'll enjoy the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches

Length 28 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/2 33 1/2
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28